Obama Failure Only In America

ONLY IN AMERICA ..MUST WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LET GM GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN WE LET GM GO BANKRUPT.

ONLY IN AMERICA ..CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS.

ONLY IN AMERICA ..CAN YOU BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL.

ONLY IN AMERICA ..CAN CONGRESS MAKE LAWS THEY DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW.

ONLY IN AMERICA ..YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE

ONLY IN AMERICA ..CAN THE VICE PRESIDENT DECLARE 'JOBS' A 3 LETTER WORD.

ONLY IN AMERICA ...CAN A MAJOR CRISIS REQUIRE SWIFT ACTION BY CONGRESS TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT HAS TIME TO SIGN IT!

ONLY IN AMERICA ...DOES THE MILITARY GET INVESTIGATED BY HOMELAND SECURITY AS POSSIBLE TERRORISTS, WHILE OUR BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN.

ONLY IN AMERICA ..WE CARE ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THE NOSE, WHILE OUR ENEMIES ARE BEHEADING US AND BLOWING UP CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS.

ONLY IN AMERICA ..YOU CAN SAY OTHER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES WORK, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE TECHNIQUES ARE.

ONLY IN AMERICA ...ARE VETERANS ACCUSED OF BEING POSSIBLE TERRORISTS

ONLY IN AMERICA ...CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND ON TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY

ONLY IN AMERICA ...CAN YOU BLAME OTHERS WHEN YOU DON'T PERFORM

ONLY IN AMERICA ...YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL THAN YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE LEGAL

ONLY IN AMERICA ...CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU MISS SCHOOL.

ONLY IN AMERICA ... ARE YOU PUNISHED FOR GOOD PERFORMANCE AND REVERED FOR NONPERFORMANCE.

ONLY IN AMERICA ....CAN YOU CALL LARGE CORPORATIONS EVIL, WHILE 99.9% OF THE AMERICANS WORK IN COMPANIES WITH LESS THAN 500 EMPLOYEES.

ONLY IN AMERICA ... CAN CHRYSLER GET 10 BILLION IN AID FOR A COMPANY OF 30,000 EMPLOYEES. I GUESS IT IS PRETTY DIFFICULT TO REVIVE A COMPANY FOR ONLY $333,333 PER EMPLOYEE.

ONLY IN AMERICA ...DO POLITICIANS CONSIDER 'WE THE PEOPLE' A UNION LABEL AFFIXED TO CLOTHING

ONLY IN AMERICA ... WHAT EVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE BUSH'S FAULT

ONLY IN AMERICA ... YOU CAN BE A SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENT ONLY WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER IS ON