Saturday, May 15, 2010

Obama Failure and Socialism | Clothing Label Calls Obama An Idiot

This is a Clothing Label from a Small American Company that sells their product in France.
Here's the translation of the French part of teh label.
Wash with warm water
Use mild soap
Dry flat
Do not use bleach
Do not dry in the dryer
Do not iron
Wea re sorry that our president is an idiot
We did not vote for him

Obama Failure and Socialism | Obama To Stop Giving Speeches in South Carolina

Obama says he will be making no more public speeches in South Carolina .... He claims every time he gets up on stage to make a speech, some South Carolina cotton farmer starts bidding on him.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Obama Failure and Socialism | What Does Linda Lingle Know?

What does Linda Lingle know?

Obama Failure and Socialism | Kagan Unqualified

Limbaugh Labels Kagan Unqualified 'Liberal Elitist'
Monday, 10 May 2010
By: Jim Meyers

Rush Limbaugh attacked President Obama’s nomination of Elena Kagan for the Supreme Court, calling her a “liberal elitist” who is unqualified for the court and has no clue about how ordinary Americans live.

The conservative radio talk show host on Monday also dismissed suggestions that Kagan, who served in the Clinton administration, is sympathetic to the right and could move the court in that direction.

Read the entire story at Newsmax

Friday, May 7, 2010

Obama Failure and Socialism | I'm Moving To Mexico

Dear Mr. President,

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U. S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help. You're the man!!!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Obama Failure and Socialism | Pelosium | Nancy Pelosi The Most Dense Element Known To Man

The most DENSE element, in the Known Universe, has been discovered!


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the most dense element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNN adnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

"I will do today what others won't, so I can live tomorrow like others can't."
N. Pelosi

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Obama Failure and Socialism | Barney 'Fairy' Frank Don't Ask Don't Tell Uniform

Representative Barney Frank introduces the new "don't ask, don't tell" uniform.

Barney 'the Queen' Frank models the new Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy of Buttcrack Insane Osammy

More truths about the Queen, Barney Frank, brought to you by the Obama Failure and Socialism Blog

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Obama Failure and Socialism | Today's Headlines | Immigration Law | Cafferty CNN

Obama and Media Hyperventilate Over Immigration Law

Obama, the media, liberal elites — and even some Republicans — have rushed to decry Arizona’s immigration enforcement law with shocking hyperbole. This bill is constitutional and it addresses a pressing issue at the state level because the federal government has shirked responsibility for years. While the critics would have you believe enforcing America’s immigration law is the second coming of fascism, the Arizona law properly emphasizes enforcement in a manner that upholds the Constitution and basic principles of human decency.

Read The Entire Story at The Western Center For Journalism

Cafferty Speaks The Truth On CNN? Finally The Liberals See The Truth About Obama

Rush: Obama ‘afraid’ of eligibility question?

The website Media Matters is highlighting a comment from talk radio icon Rush Limbaugh in which he explains he can understand President Barack Obama’s sensitivity to a state requirement for documentation of citizenship.

Read the entire story at the Western Center For Journalism

Obama Failure and Socialism | Stop Obama! Fire Congress Now! Issue A Pink Slip Now!

Alert: AmeriPAC's national FIRE CONGRESS PETITION campaign is mobilizing voters to support conservative candidates to Stop Obama by electing a Conservative Congress in November and Repeal ObamaCare - Reduce Taxes - Stop Deficit Spending - Balance the Budget - STOP the Cap & Trade Energy Tax and Create Jobs.

Give Obama And Congress Their Pink Slip Now!