Friday, July 3, 2009

Baracky Road and Parliamentary Government

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: "Barocky Road."

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.

The cost is $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.

You have to buy one cone every day or you will be fined the amount of two cones for every day that you don't buy one cone.

And, the best thing?! You don't get a choice. The Parliamentary Governement now in place in Washington which is passing laws in the middle of the night, has voted this law in without your input because your Representative or Senator is in the minority.

Are you stimulated?

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