If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands
of...
Harry 'Behind Closed Doors' Reid
Nancy "Call It Something New So The Stupid Americans Don't Understand That I Want To Change This Country To a Socialist Country" Pelosi
Tim "The Stimulus Worked Before I Said That The Stimulus Would Work and Put Americans Back To Work Before I Said That We Save 10 American Jobs" Geithner
Barney "I fuck young guys in the ass and eat their cum, but I'm an American" Frank
Rahm "Never waste an disaster to not inflict another disaster to create a chatastrophe that we can steal all money from the rich, except us, to give to the lazy, welfare collecting blacks that will continue to vote for us as long as we give them free money" Emmanuel
Chris "steal and lie until you get caught" Dodd
Joe "The Stimulus is working after the stimulus is not working, oh yeah, I'm loyal to a black man, sure, I stole all my money from blacks to make my white ass rich" Biden. If that doesn't scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.
Yep, and this is why you sorry, lazy, welfare collecting niggahs have this Socialist as President.
There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.
Yep, and this is why you sorry, lazy, welfare collecting niggahs have this Socialist as President.
You Suck.
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